Thursday, September 04, 2003

 
-"I know I know nothing. However, this in and of itself is something. Oh, the perils of Socratic knowledge."
-"I believe you mean, 'Oh, the perils of being a smart-aleck undergraduate philosophy major.'"
~an exchange between Will McCollough and Forrest Baird, respectively.
posted by Will 3:40 PM

Wednesday, September 03, 2003

 
"If the cook were a hot female, I'd kiss him...I mean her! HER!"
~Will

"I fear the mullet. Every day is a constant battle between an actual hairstyle and the mullet."
~Dave Olmsted, on the perils of long hair

"Whoever drew the prope on my board, come talk to me."
~Ben MacDonald, on the graffiti on his white board.
posted by Will 11:11 AM

Saturday, April 19, 2003

 
-"So what are you in the mood for?"
-"Porn."
-"Nah, the last thing I need is an erection to remind me I'm not getting any."
~Will and Aaron, respectively discussing the film-viewing options for the night.
posted by Will 12:12 PM

Thursday, March 20, 2003

 
"I'm a band-width crack-whore."
~Will McCollough, a band-width crack whore
posted by Will 10:06 PM

Tuesday, March 04, 2003

 
Enough with the pedophilia, guys!
~Will
posted by Will 8:33 PM

Tuesday, February 25, 2003

 
"This may be a lot to ask, but isn't it about time we start blaming each other, pointing fingers, and accusing each other of unsound politics?"
~Mike Achterman, The Whitworthian, Voume 93, Number 11, Feb. 25, 2003, pg. 14. Okay, Mike. Can you get your foot any further down your throat before it comes out the other end?
posted by Will 12:40 PM

Tuesday, February 11, 2003

 
"My bed causes me to sin."
~The Return of Anonymous B
posted by Will 11:53 AM