Wednesday, October 30, 2002

 
"Nobody ever says 'Hey buddy, can I bum a yogurt off you?'"
~Will McCollough (ask Greg and Rita about that one)
posted by Will 10:56 PM

 
Some of you might be asking yourself, "Will, why did you create this site, and why did you invite me to join?" Quite simply put, because I can, but, much to my chagrin, I am not omnipresent and so cannot be everywhere in which a funny quote is said. Thus, you are all welcome to contribute quotes to this site for the enjoyment of all. And now for my first post in earnest. (Please note: These are purely for entertainment purposes and are not actual representations of the thoughts and ideas of the people who express them, nor are they endorsed by myself or those that post them. Names have been changed on the particularly egregious quotes to protect the innocent...or the guilty, depending on who you ask)

"But I don't want to screw the private road!"
~Mary Adolfson

"Polar bears do NOT WEAR PONCHOS!"
~Will "Philosophus Maximus" McCollough

"Jordan's MC bought me beer!"
~Anonymous

"Bastard!"
~Ian, Chad, Jordan, Will, numerous others

"ONCE!"
~Everybody

"Poor Will. From now on, I'll call you Murphy's Bitch!"
~Ian, in an ill-omened naming of myself
posted by Will 4:54 PM